Ramblings of a Model, Mother and Outspoken Weirdo

* Quentin Tarantino Movies
* Smoking Weed in Bus Stops
* Ugg Boots
* Camel Toe
* Underwear You Can't See
* Spin the Bottle
*Unrequited Love
* Outdoor Totally Nude Sex
* Oral Sex In the Cinema
* WKD's of Any Colour in fact any Vodka Based Chav Beverage
* Lambrini
* Sugar Coated Promises
* Liars and Timewasters
* JLS
* Voting for any Reality TV Programme
* 17 Year Old boys
* Keeping my Opinions to Myself
* Ordering Wine in Pizza Hut
* Going to Bedrocks (Awful club in Berwick-upon-Tweed)
* Ibiza
*Bikinis
* Twilight
* Lady Gaga
* Cheestrings
* White Wolf Role Playing Games (D10 system sucks)
* Getting Wankered and Not Remembering Stuff
* Using Text Speak
* Caring if my engagement ring gets scratched
* Any strong emotion that could tip me over the edge
* Emo
* Talking about suicide
*Self Harming
(Those three sort of go together)
* Spending £300 on a pair of Jeans
* Gok Wan
* Harry Hill
* Jelly Babies (I'm old enough for Wine Gums Now)
* Having the number of candles on my cake the same as my actual age
* Line Dancing (Even the Macarena or Wig Wam Bam)
* Thinking I can turn a gay person straight using only my hotness
* Genital Piercings
* Lipstick Jungle
* Dredging up the Past
* Ordering the most expensive thing on the menu because I know someone else is paying
* Having Posters of Men (Apart from Tim Roth) in my Bedroom
* The Simpsons
*Staying up until 3:00 in the morning just talking
* Big Brother
* Arguing about the existence of ghosties
* Being told to 'get a room' in public
* Linking arms with my girlfriends.
* Having sex in public toilets
* High School Musical
* Any form of sex in a moving vehicle
* Tutting in queues
* Licking Strangers
* Making Goose Noises on Buses
* Taking off my clothes when drunk
* Staying awake after sex
* Micro Chips
* Findus Crispy Pancakes
* Sandwiches made of sugar and 100's and 1000's
* Making sex noise to annoy the neighbours
*Ginsters
*Sunny Delight and Um Bongo
*Wolf Whistling
*Trying to remember the Statex Christmas Party 2003, it's better I don't.
*Complaining that crazy lady feeds the Seagulls
*Stalking People I Like
*Making Empty Threats
*Lycra Hotpants
*Removing every teeny bit of pubic hair, I can't pass for 11 everywhere else why would I bother down there
*Wonderbras (That may also be a sizing issue)
*Singing Billie Piper Songs at the Top of My Voice
*Backing my Ass Up
Erm.....Anymore....

Santa, santa I've been ever so good!
I want pretty gifts not smellies and food
Too much chocolate that I can't bear to eat
Or nasty garish socks for my cute little feet.
Instead bring my slinky and beautiful things
Gifts to delight me and make me sing.

Lack of pennies is ever so tiring
I have been lusting after several things from Mint Siren
Uma Girdle or Sheryl Bandeau
The perfect gift for Dee La Beau

I have 2 already they're ever so sweet!
I want every colour of Scarlet Street!
I am one of Able Grable's biggest fans
I am very excited about Miss M's future plans.
The new Dream Girl dress I think I need!
I'm going to save up, I hope I succeed!

As for La Magia, don't get my started!
My wishlist from there is not for the faint hearted
Kiss Me Deadly, Maya Hansen, Velda Lauder
Don't even know what first to order!

It's probably just as well that Pin Up Parade is closed!
My list is so long it shouldn't be exposed.
Stretchy comfy goodness from Mode Merr!
Tonnes of pretty dresses I'd just LOVE to wear!

My favourite green snood hat is falling apart.
Can't really complain it was £2 for a start.
Have a browse in Miss Sweet's Boutique
For hairflowers and fascinators all so unique.

Forgive me, I am not filled with this much greed
None of these things I actually need.
All the people close to me now
They make it all perfect and work somehow.
I am proud of the lady I have became
I now forget the past and placing the blame.
Family is so important, I'll always remember
To spend time with those I love especially in December.