I'm Too Old For....

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* Quentin Tarantino Movies
* Smoking Weed in Bus Stops
* Ugg Boots
* Camel Toe
* Underwear You Can't See
* Spin the Bottle
*Unrequited Love
* Outdoor Totally Nude Sex
* Oral Sex In the Cinema
* WKD's of Any Colour in fact any Vodka Based Chav Beverage
* Lambrini
* Sugar Coated Promises
* Liars and Timewasters
* JLS
* Voting for any Reality TV Programme
* 17 Year Old boys
* Keeping my Opinions to Myself
* Ordering Wine in Pizza Hut
* Going to Bedrocks (Awful club in Berwick-upon-Tweed)
* Ibiza
*Bikinis
* Twilight
* Lady Gaga
* Cheestrings
* White Wolf Role Playing Games (D10 system sucks)
* Getting Wankered and Not Remembering Stuff
* Using Text Speak
* Caring if my engagement ring gets scratched
* Any strong emotion that could tip me over the edge
* Emo
* Talking about suicide
*Self Harming
(Those three sort of go together)
* Spending £300 on a pair of Jeans
* Gok Wan
* Harry Hill
* Jelly Babies (I'm old enough for Wine Gums Now)
* Having the number of candles on my cake the same as my actual age
* Line Dancing (Even the Macarena or Wig Wam Bam)
* Thinking I can turn a gay person straight using only my hotness
* Genital Piercings
* Lipstick Jungle
* Dredging up the Past
* Ordering the most expensive thing on the menu because I know someone else is paying
* Having Posters of Men (Apart from Tim Roth) in my Bedroom
* The Simpsons
*Staying up until 3:00 in the morning just talking
* Big Brother
* Arguing about the existence of ghosties
* Being told to 'get a room' in public
* Linking arms with my girlfriends.
* Having sex in public toilets
* High School Musical
* Any form of sex in a moving vehicle
* Tutting in queues
* Licking Strangers
* Making Goose Noises on Buses
* Taking off my clothes when drunk
* Staying awake after sex
* Micro Chips
* Findus Crispy Pancakes
* Sandwiches made of sugar and 100's and 1000's
* Making sex noise to annoy the neighbours
*Ginsters
*Sunny Delight and Um Bongo
*Wolf Whistling
*Trying to remember the Statex Christmas Party 2003, it's better I don't.
*Complaining that crazy lady feeds the Seagulls
*Stalking People I Like
*Making Empty Threats
*Lycra Hotpants
*Removing every teeny bit of pubic hair, I can't pass for 11 everywhere else why would I bother down there
*Wonderbras (That may also be a sizing issue)
*Singing Billie Piper Songs at the Top of My Voice
*Backing my Ass Up
Erm.....Anymore....



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